9/17/2006

天天有话:“我当然最爱我的老公(周瑜)。”


天天有话:“我当然最爱我的老公(周瑜)。”

2006年9月18日报刊与网络言论摘要(总328期)


※每日一图:布莱尔的额头中间有一个大大的"W"字形状皱纹

《星期日泰晤士报》刊登英国首相布莱尔的额头皱纹照片说,布莱尔面部的皱纹忧愁线已经非常深,布莱尔的额头中间甚至已有一个大大的"W"字形状皱纹。报道问道,"这是否显示布莱尔内心的忧虑已在额头展现?"要么,"是对美国总统乔治·W·布什忠心耿耿的标志?"或者,"还是在问一个简单却令人焦虑的问题:什么时候(when)下台?"《星期日泰晤士报》报道引述皮肤护理专家的话说,布莱尔"在逆境中稳如泰山的名声已受到了侵蚀"。而英国美容医师学会负责人鲍勒尔则干脆说,"我建议布莱尔还是在明天辞职吧",因为在他看来,布莱尔额头上的这个"W"字是"严重"焦虑的象征,这显示人的身体将"进一步衰老"。 (TONY BLAIR’S worry lines are taking on a life of their own. His facial wrinkles have reached such a depth that they have created a large letter W in the middle of his forehead.s this a sign that his inner worries are taking control? Or a mark of his devotion to George W Bush? Or does it reflect the simple, stressful question persisting over his departure: when?Yesterday, skin care experts said the W indicates that Blair’s renowned calm in the face of adversity may be eroding. Dr Mario Luca Russo, a Harley Street anti-ageing expert, said: “The wrinkles that Blair has on his forehead are what we call ‘dynamic wrinkles’. That’s because they are formed as a result of muscles being moved in that area. It’s caused by moving the forehead muscle, the frontalis. These lines are caused when you frown a lot, and that’s usually caused by stress. The more you frown, the more you cause these wrinkles.”Dr Patrick Bowler, head of the British Association of Cosmetic Doctors, went even further: “My advice to Blair would be to resign tomorrow.”The W wrinkles are a sign of a “serious” level of stress, he said.)《 The Sunday Times》(September 17, 2006)


1)“我当然最爱我的老公(周瑜)。”
——昨天上午,“台湾第一名模”林志玲、凤凰卫视“名嘴”胡一虎来到广州参加某商场开业宣传活动,引起数百市民驻足围观。林志玲将在吴宇森新片《赤壁》词中扮演“小乔”,虽然记者们都很关心该片的具体细节,但她表示自己还没收到剧本,“一切还是个谜”。被问到周润发扮演周瑜会不会有点太“老”时,林志玲没有正面回答,记者又追问《三国演义》里刘备、周瑜以及诸葛亮,她最喜欢谁,林志玲笑着大声说:“我当然最爱我的老公(周瑜)。”(金羊网17日)

2)“想像依然无限大、感觉依然说不完、音乐依然范特西”
——摘自周杰伦最新专辑《依然范特西》介绍词

3)“你可以这样理解 impossible(不可能)——I'm possible (我是可能的)”
——摘自《相信未来的名言警句》

4)“纪检部门要继续保持查办案件的高压态势,要深挖腐败分子,震慑腐败分子,让他们政治上身败名裂,经济上倾家荡产,思想上后悔莫及。”
——摘自《中共中央政治局常委、中央纪律检查委员会书记吴官正今年8月在纪检监察干部培训班上的讲话》(16日《求是》杂志)

5)“女人唔滚,男人唔紧。”
——港产新片《大丈夫2》的以此口号宣传此片主题:为维系自己的婚姻幸福,唯一方法就是“以牙还牙”。

6)“这个人比脑白金广告还恶心!”
——网易网友对《宋祖德又爆内幕称张国荣没死 在五台山修炼》新闻发表评论

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